School

a place to learn important stuff until you get to 4th grade where you start learning useless things

teacher: how do you use a semicolon in a sentence?
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed

by Flamming halo May 14, 2018

school

The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does

Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy

by Food in Africa ate the kids January 19, 2016

school

hell

school = hell hole

by Your Co worker June 21, 2019

school

hell, just a living hell.

school is a living hell.

by LOL_!)! November 4, 2017

school

Place with so many stupid ass rules. Public policies are better.

For such rules, school is on the SMD list.

by negrosahn May 1, 2015

School

A building that you go to 6 hours a day 5 days a week and learn about weird shit and get tortured

I do not want to go to school mama its a hellhole

by Itsnick59 March 2, 2017

School

A place where people couldn’t be bothered to go to.

Mom: go to school
Kid: no

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