Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere
by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016
Get the mattress sniffermug. by Asianpersuasion6969 January 19, 2021
Get the Mutt Sniffermug. Person 1: Hey is that your weenie?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: *sniff*
Person 2: wow you’re a wiener sniffer
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: *sniff*
Person 2: wow you’re a wiener sniffer
by Billy_Bonk February 18, 2023
Get the Wiener sniffermug. by mcsnigger August 7, 2023
Get the knee sniffermug. by The sexyest man alive March 2, 2021
Get the Mexican bum sniffermug. A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.
Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.
by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019
Get the Bone sniffermug. by CosmiClovers October 9, 2023
Get the Sniffermug.