shooer

the job australians tell people who have no clue about australia and think kangaroos are everywhere, hence the australina government hires shooers to shoo the kangaroos off the harbour bridge and other landmarks in the urban areas

cluless dude: "so what do you work as in australia... a farm hand" *chuckles to himself*
fucking awsome dude (aussie): "naaa mate im a shooer"
cluless dude: "whats a shooer?"

by bananana man May 22, 2006

God Shouter

A Born Again fundametalist Christian. Is often seen burning books or encouraging bans on

abortion while simultaneously supporting the death penalty.

Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"

Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"

Abby, "Daddy, who was that strange man knocking on the door?"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.

AGAIN.

Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"

by Abby's Daddy October 1, 2019

Monster Shouter

Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.

When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".

by Dante's Infernal July 16, 2010

Scooteria

The era of scooters in their prime. When scooter-ers were not ashamed to go to a skate park in day light if others were present. A glorious time that has past but is now referred to when a scooter-er is defending himself or herself for scootering since that era.

person #1: "Were you just...riding a scooter? Those things are supa lame."

person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."

by scooteria October 4, 2010

snooterbooter

A nose bong used by us sick fuckers who always gotta snort everything. Same concept as a hot rail, except the hot-in-your-nose part. A rig consisting of rubber tubes, like aquarium hosing, wrapped into various shapes with water added to filter and cool the smoke.

I'm dragging ass, I could really use one of those big rips you get with the snooterbooter, right about now.

by SarahWrap November 29, 2016

Scooter Libby

U.S. government official who did better job working for Israeli interests than his own country's.

Better known as a convicted perjurer who obstructed a federal investigation into the disclosure of a CIA agent.

Scooter Libby would have got bunged in prison if he hadn't been pardoned.

by Gabong October 20, 2008

shooters gotta shoot

You're a shooter. You the man/woman. You gotta take your chance and attempt for your goal.
Usually used in a sexual/relationship context.

Kennedy: "Idk if I should slide with this girl, I might get stood up."
Carl: "Bro, you gotta try. You're a shooter. Shoot your shot."
Kennedy: "You right bro, Shooters gotta shoot."

by a.p.javichisimo October 4, 2017