When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.
by JRM065 January 7, 2015
Get the Russel Crowedmug. Tall dilf with shoulder length gray hair. Hubba hubba. His fingers are quick and dexter—he can play the guitar. Whew is it hot in here or is it just me? Hottie wears glasses because he teaches English Honors 2, and you know he needs that good eyesight for all those words…he’s so smart~
by xXrussellSimpXx November 23, 2021
Get the russellmug. russell/ash is another term for perfection and amazing. they’re approachable, understanding, special, and absolutely handsome and ravishing, you don’t even know. they’re also really cool.
by emsii July 16, 2021
Get the russell/ashmug. When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.
by Ambassador for humanity February 9, 2025
Get the russel roulettemug. 9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
Get the Russellmug. the guy that’s always sending snaps when you least expect it, likes steamy hot showers and talking to you all day, he makes time for you even when hanging out with the homies. Russell is SHREDDED MAN and cares about his body physique. He can be a big softy on the inside… and a tiny d. he loves playing baseball and basketball with the bros
by bbc EXTREME April 22, 2022
Get the Russellmug.