saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020

saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020

Marriage

The union between man, woman, and burger.

"Yo dude I just got learned what marriage means"
"What"
"Union between burger, man and wife"
"True"

by Burger2454 December 14, 2020

Catt and Diaz's marriage

NOT A JOKE completely serious

"Raid suggested we play the long game on Catt and Diaz's marriage" -Diaz

by Pahooga17 May 3, 2021

Marriage Memorabilia

The art of recording your Spouse without them knowing and showing them a year later to laugh at them.

“Oh man, I had the best marriage memorabilia on Faith last night. She was sleep talking and I saved it and it comes up in my memories every year”

by OhThatsFunny999 July 26, 2022

marriage

In between a man and a woman.

I'm sitting marriage.

by anonymous64867 July 27, 2022

marriage

The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.

May occasionally result in sex.

My marriage is great, I did not wear mismatched socks in years!

by sharkdinner July 1, 2022