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Landon

Deez nutsTrip and land-on deez nuts
“Hey you know Landon?”
“No, who is that?”
“TRIP AND LAND-ON DEEZ NUTS
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023
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Landon

The most amazing and loving person in the world he will make you fall in love he is very cute.
Damn that Landon kid is so cute
by Madmad123 December 11, 2021
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landon

landon is a commonly used phrase by the president of the moist community oftenly used to describe landon mckate
hey landon
by karma1989 November 13, 2023
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landon

a person that is really funny and kind to new people , especially woman. even though he does this he constantly gets bullied by horrible people. he sometimes gets put in the wrong crowd, even if all he wants is to be in a different one. constantly gives himself self hate. if he has a girlfriend then just leave him alone, hes probably in a good place at the moment , BUT, if hes not then just go confront him, especially if your a cute girl. he will love your company and will be a loyal freind and partner till the end. so treat him with the upmost respect and he’ll return it 10 fold.

if you see a landon then there are three rarity’s. common, brown/black hair brown eyes. rare, red hair blue eyes. legendary, blond hair blue eyes. i know blonde hair seems normal they have the most unique personality. and hopefully your looking for that in someone. bye😁
landon is so nice

i love landon’s food
by big_king_420 March 24, 2022
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Landon

Landon is the closest thing to perfect. Athletic body, Great eyes, hair and aura.

Extremely popular and very well liked by most. If someone does not like him - they will hate him. He is a very peculiar person who keeps people wondering what his next move is, extremely business smart, very good at getting what he wants, and extremely persuasive and responds well in times of emergency. People are often jealous of his looks and personality. Landon is a person who goes to all parties but still likes to remain exclusive. Landon(s) will go above and beyond to deal with a threat, taking action immediately. Success is always available for a Landon.
Landon is Perfection
by gypsygirl1999 November 23, 2021
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Landon

A person who has no brain and doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone and can’t get over his ex
by .ggGio December 10, 2024
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