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Landon

This dude will probably cum in your eye . Overall they're a decent person, don't mess with them unless you want your head up their ass
He's sure a "landon"
by Datbish.. October 30, 2020
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Landon is the prettiest boy you’ll ever meet he has big hazel eyes that you’ll get lost in a handsome smile and he’s super funny but he’s short and a basic white boy but that doesn’t matter his friends are assholes (especially his bsf) but he’s the opposite he’ll be there for you when you need him he’s kinda a dry texter but he’s not a dry person he’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have
by Unpluggedoutlet February 6, 2025
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Landon Kirkland

He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.
Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.
by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021
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Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)
Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD
by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021
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Hey Landon, I know this is weird but I love you and will you marry me?
I love you Landon and l all ways will
by Lilly_bugg November 24, 2021
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A sweet guy that will send shivers down your spine if he laughs and has a giant DI- heart and will always fu- care for you
Y/n: I think I met a Landon
Person: no way those guys are rare
by Thiccqueen@perfect August 6, 2021
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Landon is a guy who will be there for you since day one. He’s very dedicated to the people he chooses to hold close to, and he keeps his circle somewhat small. He has a good head on his shoulders, and he knows how to treat a girl. He’s kind, loving, and joking around is his favorite personality trait. He’s the most attractive guy you have ever seen in your life, his brown eyes and brown hair are beautiful and if a guy could be called pretty, it would be Landon. He is perfect in every way imaginable; personality, looks, heart, smile etc. Literally everything, he’s got it. You are guaranteed to fall in love with him, and he will be an important part of your life for the long run. Everyone needs a Landon
🫧: I have a new boyfriend!!
🗽: Is he a Landon?

🫧: No actually he’s a-

🗽: L
by Derpyferretsgirlfriend June 7, 2022
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