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Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!
That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead
by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017
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Jared

A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.

He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
That Jared guy is always at the skatepark with his friends.
by Sammy69696969 October 19, 2019
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how did jared do that
by jared1234ja April 22, 2021
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jared

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT
by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019
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Jared

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!
by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019
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Jared

Jared has a huge cock.
by Staxlamp May 12, 2018
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jared

jared is the type of person to be toxic. He has a big dick but don’t know how to deal with it and use it. and he’s 17 and can’t read he has a 2nd grade reading level
Jared breaks up with you for no reason i hope he gets a disease
by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023
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