An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!
by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017

A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
by Sammy69696969 October 19, 2019

how did jared do that
by jared1234ja April 22, 2021

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019

by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019

jared is the type of person to be toxic. He has a big dick but don’t know how to deal with it and use it. and he’s 17 and can’t read he has a 2nd grade reading level
by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023
