Angel eve is hands down the absolute most geourgeous,selfless, kind hearted girl you'll ever meet.
her beauty is so surreal, from her cute cut flowing weave to her "nice and very much appreciated by the nastiest pervy papi himself" body proportions.
Is an enthusiast of Ryan the lion.
An intellectual.
the sun shine.
Victoria Secret models everyweres worst night mare.
I'm telling you this bitch dances just like hoeseok oppar honey and claims to have been "too powerful" when dancing to DNA.
sadly, due to all her good looks and charm, there is a great chance she will snatch your man right from under your cracked compressed culo one day.
jeon jungcock gets punnished by her petite hand quickly swiping against his "thickly battered cake" faster than he could scream SWIPER NO SWIPEING. It's too late. seokjin already flew in and swiped her up bridal style with his scary ass shoulders.
her beauty is so surreal, from her cute cut flowing weave to her "nice and very much appreciated by the nastiest pervy papi himself" body proportions.
Is an enthusiast of Ryan the lion.
An intellectual.
the sun shine.
Victoria Secret models everyweres worst night mare.
I'm telling you this bitch dances just like hoeseok oppar honey and claims to have been "too powerful" when dancing to DNA.
sadly, due to all her good looks and charm, there is a great chance she will snatch your man right from under your cracked compressed culo one day.
jeon jungcock gets punnished by her petite hand quickly swiping against his "thickly battered cake" faster than he could scream SWIPER NO SWIPEING. It's too late. seokjin already flew in and swiped her up bridal style with his scary ass shoulders.
by cracksnsacks January 7, 2018
Get the angel evemug. I can’t believe we almost saw Tina’s lady parts in the musical, “Hello Again.” It’s almost like it should be called, “Eve’s Nest.”
by CH & Jess Jess May 5, 2019
Get the Eve’s Nestmug. The day before Valentine’s Day where you get so drunk that on Valentine’s Day your too hungover to feel the loneliness
by Idkimjustherefortheride February 13, 2024
Get the Alcohol evemug. the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more
by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021
Get the christmas evemug. a very hot and sophisticated woman who wears glasses.
Hello
A true furry-like companion Julissa Gonzales.
Hello
A true furry-like companion Julissa Gonzales.
by anonymous November 17, 2021
Get the Eve Keeneymug. Eve is the most amazing person in the world. She is super super pretty (even if she won't admit it), she has a great music & clothing style and her smile is the cutest thing ever. Eve likes to read, she is an introvert, but once you know her, you see that she is such a cute and smol and lovely person that need to be protected. I love Eve.
Person: who is that weird girl who is always listening to music
Me: Oh, it's Eve, aka the mostime amazing human being in the whole world!
Me: Oh, it's Eve, aka the mostime amazing human being in the whole world!
by Rainbow 8518 July 14, 2018
Get the Evemug. Envious Eve. Eve... short for Evil. Disclaimer; Some Eves are great. But Beware of Eves with multiple names, as they are hiding their true selves. Eve, the destroyer of mankind. The believer and teller of lies. A narcissistic ho who thinks she deserves your man more then you. A woman who attempts to take over other women’s lives. Just like Eve did to Lilith; Adams first wife. Eve, a thief, a liar, a whore, and diseased with spread legs. When you find her on Tinder, ask her how her man is doing, and if he is watching from the closet. A woman who fucks up your life more then she fucks you is a total Eve.
Eve, the woman who lost paradise and continues to shit all over woman who know what it means to be loyal and faithful. Eve; short for Evil Bitch who Envies what other women have and tries to steal it. Eve... the worlds first harlot.
Eve, the woman who lost paradise and continues to shit all over woman who know what it means to be loyal and faithful. Eve; short for Evil Bitch who Envies what other women have and tries to steal it. Eve... the worlds first harlot.
You made her godmother and she fucked your husband??? She’s such an Eve.
Omg that damn Eve. She was infected with HPV, said nothing about it, and didn’t use protection!
That girl looks like she’s dying of envy. What an Eve.
Only an Eve would fuck her first cousin.
Does that Eve ask her cousin/boyfriend to wish gramps happy birthday from her?
Omg. She fucked your man, blamed you, and told your mom that you’re delusional. What a fucking Eve.
Omg that damn Eve. She was infected with HPV, said nothing about it, and didn’t use protection!
That girl looks like she’s dying of envy. What an Eve.
Only an Eve would fuck her first cousin.
Does that Eve ask her cousin/boyfriend to wish gramps happy birthday from her?
Omg. She fucked your man, blamed you, and told your mom that you’re delusional. What a fucking Eve.
by ProtectorOfManCowtown November 8, 2019
Get the Evemug.