deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

by knasty2 February 3, 2010

Dungeon Deuce

The act of stalling the running of a dungeon while playing World of Warcraft so you can go poo in real life.

"Hey guys, before we hit this next boss, I need to take a quick dungeon deuce"

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"where did *players name* go? He's been gone for a while now.."
"he must have gone to drop a dungeon deuce"

by Kittyisgood April 28, 2010

Deuce Dos

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)

You gotta poop too, well lets do a deuce dos.

by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010

dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.

I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.

by fudgedragon November 19, 2010

Bro deuce

When you and a bro deuce in public stalls next to each other. Bro deucing, when a cooperative effort is required.

At camp, Mike and Tyler had to deuce. There were two stalls available, thus resulting in a bro deuce.

by rorburger December 15, 2010

Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.

person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"

by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011

The Deuce is on the Loose

Euphemism for a bowel movement, especially diarrhea.

"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."

by hiddendragon August 6, 2012