#Covfefe conve convey coverage - keyboard flipped out due to cracking the screen, while typing when greatly distraught/aggravated/perturbed.Typist hasn't tweeted for hours afterwards due to broken device.
by SnowSparkler June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.
by Phone obsessed teen June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A word that makes the stupid liberal media act like morons and take the bait like the brainless drones they are. Covfefe means coverage...
by MAGAME May 31, 2017
Get the covfefemug. A jubilant exclamation, used to show disregard and personal resolve, regardless of rationale; typically used despite all the negative press.
by rwd303 May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A sexual act in which five underage Russian girls take turns pegging you and shitting in your mouth while you attempt to tweet in between gagging on the shit, which often runs down your mouth because of the high fiber content and lands on your phone, preventing you from finishing a sentance.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually Mr. Trump?"
"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."
"What's that?"
"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."
"Dude. That's messed up!"
"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."
"What's that?"
"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."
"Dude. That's messed up!"
"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
by NotSamButPaulInstead May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe (cov-fey-fey) n. A word that breaks the internet. etymology - typo in a tweet by president Donald Trump that broke the internet.
by Mirtherist May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe is hot steaming cum in your coffee instead of creamer in the morning it's usually drank what no sugar just pure man jizz.
Covfefe can be made in a frappe it will just be cold :)
Covfefe can be made in a frappe it will just be cold :)
by Dat432dude October 7, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.