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Then get counting science-bitch!
Hym "If the studies don't already exist... Do the fucking studies then! Get a head-count of who's doing all the fucking, get a dick measurement, and acknowledge the the fact that you conflate FUCKING and RELATIONSHIPS for the sake of your argument. Because the studies that there ARE show that for 'short term mating selection' it's <6. That's who's having all the short term success. Stop bring up RELATIONSHIPS. Nobody give a fuck about a relationship. And I don't need evidence if 'I have reasons that justify the proposition.' Do the study! Get a count of who's having all the sex. Get a dick measurement. Get a count of the woman who have a preference their selection is based upon. And then experience being wrong."
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
mugGet the Countmug.

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023
mugGet the bacon countmug.

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
mugGet the Count Choculas Surprisemug.

Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )
by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024
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count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"
by Doomus May 22, 2016
mugGet the count cristomug.

Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads
I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.
by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023
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Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
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