nobody cares about me

Oh, so you found me....Right..? I mean - you’ve never met me, and neither have you, so... Should we be friends? That’d be a great Idea.....Right...?...Or you and me could..go on a walk and talk to eachother....Anyway, I want you to go look at wholesome memes, and look at this tomorrow to see how great you feel :)
See you!

Hey...You doing alright?
Not really...
What happened?
Nobody cares about me..

by LovingKittenGuy October 7, 2020

caesar salad

The act of a man banging a female from behind and cumming in her pussy while the female is eating another man's asshole.

That was some delicious caesar salad we made last night.

by Mcsticky December 7, 2010

corn cakes

As stated in the children's movie, "Thumbelina" Miss Field Mouse states that "Mr. Mole LOVES his corn cakes" In this sense "corn cakes" is used in a sexually derogative term for the breasts of a woman.

"Joey loves Ashley's corn cakes in and around his mouth."

by Mr. Mole February 11, 2008

smash dem cakes

a derogitory term for roughly making love to a female

kieghan "did u smash dem cakes"

chuck"yea i put a hurtin on that bitch"

by kieghan November 12, 2007

giorgio's caress

the roommate who enters your bathroom while you secretly spank the pud and asks if you need a HAND

Matt, did you give Wes the giorgio's caress last night??

Matt, I sure did enjoy your giogio's caress for my afternoon delight.

Matt, I think you need to give John giorgio's caress.

by Wes the roommate April 24, 2006

caesar's legion

The edgy 14 year old faction witch plays a major role in fallout: new vegas

Caesar's legion is the best

by 666xxx_cancer_xxx666 April 22, 2018

cum cakes

A yummy late night snack.

I was hungry, so I ate some cum cakes.

by Slut ho September 22, 2003