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Canada

Canada being America's hat refers to any cool hat.
That hat's so Canada.
by Logan Johnson April 14, 2008
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canada

Americas country to the north. A country everyone likes because they use provinces, made bacon, made syrup, made hockey, and don't piss off other world powers or terroist.

GO CANADA!
American: Are you from Canada???
Canadian: Erhm.. why yes, I am.
American makes out with canadian

Canadian: SICKO!
by D.Y.R February 26, 2007
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Canada's History

An erotic sexual act to welcome the end of winter and the coming of the spring. The woman is cradled in the majestic antlers of a fallen moose, reciting Margaret Atwood poetry. A mountie lovingly drizzles warm maple syrup all over her body. The mountie then kneels before the woman, representing the sovereignty of the queen, and selflessly performs cunnilungus on her. When she has come once, he uses a dildo in the shape of Ryan Gosling's penis (which is large) until she ejaculates into the Stanley Cup. The mountie then gladly drinks the warm liquid and sings "Oh Canada."
In April, Steven Harper performed Canada's history in the role of the mounty in parliament.
by Sarah McLachlan's Love Child February 5, 2010
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Canada

A North American country, situated to the north of the United States where the inhabitants become more and more insane as you go further east. For example, people living in Vancouver are known for being conservative, mundane breeders, while Newfoundlanders are absolutely and wonderfully mad.
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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The Canada of Europe

Denmark is the Canada of Europe. Denmark is pretty cold, we like hockey, and nobody really pays any attention to us or know where Denmark is.
- "Denmark?, Is that like the capital of Ikea?"

- "No, Denmark is like the Canada of Europe"
by Phabian April 8, 2008
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Canada

America's hat

Also the inspiration for the Five Iron Frenzy song, "Oh Canada," which tells you everything there is to know about America's hat.
Oh Canada

Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.
I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.
They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.
Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That's deer.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.</end of song>

Canadian: Eh?
by BethIsRight December 29, 2005
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canada

"did you see that commercial "canada, ameriaca hat" on urbandictionary?"
"yeah, it sucks."
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