Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.

Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 26, 2024

count dronkula

someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.

"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains

by OriginalNiffer May 28, 2007

rabbit counting

A game played by a select few kids in south Wilmington (not Wilmington) in which you ride around drinking. Every time you see a rabbit you take a drink, if you see a muskrat or beaver it counts as half a beer, and if you see a deer you have to chug what's left.

Hey man the bars are dead tonight. Fuck it lets go rabbit counting.

by Muzz444 March 23, 2014

Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱: Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".

"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula

by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018

karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets

Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count

by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020

Count Vanillula

the white man's count chocula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"

by dilflord July 18, 2023