wedding yogurt

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.

(a) Taste my wedding yogurt.
(b) Taste the wedding yogurt. It's lemon sherbet.

by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013

wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

wedding bells

To be a prick

"I hear wedding bells" said the prick.

by potatolad123 March 4, 2015

weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

wedding dunk

A wedding dunk is a massive lesbian orgy that some women have the day/night before the wedding.

Example: The night before maria's wedding we all had a wedding dunk and it was amazing.

by Josephi Krakowsi October 4, 2017

Weefing

Every emotion you could ever have.

Dude I’m weefing right now.

by Weef god December 11, 2017

wedding straw

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.

Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.

by Space Junkee May 2, 2018