Valentine

Valentine is a person really fun. She can be a bad bitch of she wants. If you have a Valentine as a friend, you’re lucky because she’s gonna be here for you and loves you for ever.

Oh your friend’s name’s Valentine? You’re soooooo lucky

by V.ltn November 23, 2021

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fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine

Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..

by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

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when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

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Valentine’s Day Baby

1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.

2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.

Hey isn’t your birthday in November? You’re a Valentine’s Day baby, hahaha!!!

by icd0214 June 2, 2019

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valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.

Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!

by valentiner :) August 2, 2017

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Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary

When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/

Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!

by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025

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