A man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prostituting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.
At the mall:
Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo
Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo
by LTF2 August 27, 2006
It's strength, hardship and friendship. Kim Seokjin (not to be confused with Kim Seokjin living in our universe) is a boy that can travel back in time. He tries to save his friends from committing suicide, but can he?
by Little Sailor July 06, 2019
Oldest institution of higher education in Texas. Chartered in 1845 by the Republic of Texas. More hot chicks per-capita than any other university in the state.
(Apparantly Baylor is the Alma Mater of That Super Guy's boss which would explain his ridiuclous rant)
(Apparantly Baylor is the Alma Mater of That Super Guy's boss which would explain his ridiuclous rant)
That Super Guy: If I hadn't been such a screw-up in High School, I might have gone to Baylor University and earned a decent living.
by BaylorDan July 11, 2006
A land grant university located in city of Auburn, Alabama.
Auburn is located in Lee County and can be found on the eastern side of the state, roughly 100 miles southeast of Birmingham.
Academically, Auburn is well-known for its agriculture and architectural programs.
The university is also noted for its sports team, the Auburn Tigers. Auburn's athletics program run the gauntlet from men's football, the most well-identified with the university, to equestrian sport.
Auburn is located in Lee County and can be found on the eastern side of the state, roughly 100 miles southeast of Birmingham.
Academically, Auburn is well-known for its agriculture and architectural programs.
The university is also noted for its sports team, the Auburn Tigers. Auburn's athletics program run the gauntlet from men's football, the most well-identified with the university, to equestrian sport.
"I'm looking at a few local universities... which one should I go to?"
"Auburn University is a good pick. You are planning on going into building design, after all."
"Auburn University is a good pick. You are planning on going into building design, after all."
by JT Jag July 30, 2007
An awesome school located in Ann Arbor, Michigan: a great city and a kickass college town with some of the most lenient marijuana laws in the nation. Despite its moderately high admission rate (47%), it is arguably one of the best public universities in the world. In 2008, it was the highest ranked public university in the nation, according to World University Rankings. The students here really know how to have fun, but realize that school is about getting an education. Most everyone here has that "work-hard, play-hard" mentality.
The University of Michigan is the best public university in the nation and Ann Arbor is one of the coolest towns in Michigan!!!
by 1-420-420-4200 October 14, 2009
Public university in Glassboro, New Jersey founded in 1923. The colors of this university is gold and brown, yes the colors of human waste. The students wear these colors proudly as they try enjoy the ghost town that surrounds them, while kicking themselves for not getting into any of the 20 superior colleges in Philly.
Dad: Did you get acceptance letters from any good schools?
Son: No, just Rowan University and Texila American University in South America.
Dad: You deserve to wear poop and pee colors... Enjoy Glassboro, NJ you failure.
Son: No, just Rowan University and Texila American University in South America.
Dad: You deserve to wear poop and pee colors... Enjoy Glassboro, NJ you failure.
by Patrick Bateman IV October 08, 2015
Helga: I'm bored.
Edward: Me too.
Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!
Four hours later
Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?
Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...
*both pass out*
Edward: Me too.
Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!
Four hours later
Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?
Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...
*both pass out*
by Chillizle December 22, 2004