Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005
by Throbbingroot November 21, 2008
the black tooth grin is traditionlly deinfed as a popular pantera drink with a shot of wiskey and coca-cola. WRONG the black tooth grin is either a shot of jack daniels and coke not coca-cola, cocaine! Dime Bag would be rolling in his fucking grave if knew that people were mocking his favorite drink in such a horrendous way
by Adam Fultz August 22, 2007
The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
by adamg04 September 04, 2006
A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.
by ballsonyabeaver March 05, 2015
(gigggle giggle) Nikki: "whats so funny "
Ashlyn:"nothing"
Hahnnah: "she rim jobed your tooth brush lol)
(histaricall laughing)
yup "rim jobing a tooth brush"= best prank ever
Ashlyn:"nothing"
Hahnnah: "she rim jobed your tooth brush lol)
(histaricall laughing)
yup "rim jobing a tooth brush"= best prank ever
by assberry December 31, 2011