by APPUM April 18, 2017
1. The part of the toilet just after the tank but before the bowl. This is where pubic hair, dried urine splash and all sorts of other awfulness reside.
1.
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.
2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.
2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)
by Cherrubim March 02, 2011
1. A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet
2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house
3. The only cure for coronavirus
2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house
3. The only cure for coronavirus
1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft!
2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.
2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.
by bob the brony March 16, 2020
An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.
(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)
(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)
Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"
by Black and White Saint January 26, 2011
Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
by phantom shitter returns May 09, 2010
Forcing the mouth of an oppressed individual onto the ceramic edge of a toilet and stomping directly onto the back of their head. This often breaks the victim's jaw and pushes their teeth into their skull. This is extremely painful and entails a long recovery. The lack of sanitary conditions can lead to immense infections that can last years. This is equivalent to a curb stomp except instead of on a curb, the event is taken place on a toilet. Once a man toilet stomps someone, he may need to flush repeatedly to hide the moans of the victim. That, or he can toilet stomp the victim into unconsciousness.
by K NUTSACK January 21, 2010
by friskycurtain December 20, 2011