golden toilet

When two men proceed to urinate inside of a females mouth as a competition to see who gets more urine inside the females mouth

"Yo dude, wanna make this a golden toilet"

by Golden toilet January 28, 2018

Toilet Noob

A person who has to take a shit ever half hour.

Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.

by TheWindSoldier April 20, 2010

Submarine Toilet

An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.

(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)

Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"

by Black and White Saint January 26, 2011

toilet merlot

Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.

"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."

by phantom shitter returns May 9, 2010

toilet stomp

Forcing the mouth of an oppressed individual onto the ceramic edge of a toilet and stomping directly onto the back of their head. This often breaks the victim's jaw and pushes their teeth into their skull. This is extremely painful and entails a long recovery. The lack of sanitary conditions can lead to immense infections that can last years. This is equivalent to a curb stomp except instead of on a curb, the event is taken place on a toilet. Once a man toilet stomps someone, he may need to flush repeatedly to hide the moans of the victim. That, or he can toilet stomp the victim into unconsciousness.

That fruit tard was dancin' with my mom, so I broke him with a toilet stomp, son!

by K NUTSACK January 21, 2010

toilet brush

A term used to describe a very thin girl with lots of pubic hair.

Although I prefer girls who shave, I still will occasionally fuck a toilet brush.

by friskycurtain December 24, 2011

Toilet baby

When the throwing down the toilet of cummy tissues from the male, and the used tampons of the female that then somehow meet in the sewers, merging together and forming a mutant baby that will feast on unsuspecting toilet goers

God dude, just been taking a massive dump and almost got taken away by a toilet baby!

by tempys01 September 9, 2010