Ask.fm War

An Ask.fm War is when a person goes on anonymous; people who often do this are called 'anon'. And anon starts shit on a person's account causing a fight between anon and the person with the ask account. In some cases it can get so bad that people that are friends with the person being attacked on ask can take their side and argue with anon, causing an All-out war.

Anon: Ur a pussy bitch and you fucked your dog

Random Person With Ask Account: Um no I didn't actually, stop trying to start an ask.fm war with me.

by ShutUpBitchBam April 25, 2014

trench war

When two people have a thumb war up someones butthole

Ex: Mark: Yo dude how did it go with two guys and one girl last night?Did you get any action?
Luke: Let's just say i am boss at trench wars
Mark: beanz

by mykittenwearsmittens January 12, 2011

Star Wars

Your classic story with the Princess, only she kicks ass without anyone's help, a hero, only he flies a hotrod starship and has a walking carpet as a sidekick, an evil sourcerer, only he carries a saber, not a magical staff, and a... Luke Skywalker... whatever the heck he is. It all has a twist of blasters, the Force, and a galaxy far far away.

I'd watch Star Wars a thousand more times, just to see Han Solo smile!

by Jade Goldeneyes November 8, 2003

world war

A war involving a significant fraction of europe may retroactively be labelled a world war.

"Great War doesn't sound important enough -- let's call it a world war."

by tombleyboo September 6, 2009

eBay War

When two or more users will try to outbid one another, usually near the expiration of an auction, with low bids from the final minutes to higher bids of the last few seconds of the said event. As well, there is an overwhelming sense of Ebay jeebies when "engaged" in an eBay War.

User1 (Texas): "Dj_Krack_a_Lack_a isn't gonna get that last copy of the unedited Korean-bootleg version of Napolean Dynamite, with 5 seconds of additional bonus footage, and a new catch phrase, even if I have to bid $100!"
User2 (New York): "Why won't EM0K!D1234 give up? I'm getting that DVD!"
User3 (Toronto): "I'll just click the BuyItNOw! and end this eBay War"

by yetanotherdj August 29, 2006

Console Wars

The battle between those who bought different consoles as to which one is supreme. Usually fought between butt hurt nerds who have to justify there buy by explaining how there consoles is better.

Nerd 1: Faggot, the 360 is better we haz Halo''z¬¬!"1`2
Nerd 2: Asshole, the 360 getz red ringz and we have killzone, u fag?!
Sane Person: Lol, console wars are for nerds!

by JesusWouldBeJealous September 2, 2010

war driving

The art of using a laptop computer and specialized "sniffing" software to located usable 802.11 wireless networks--while driving. See also "war chalking."

I posted this definition via a wireless connection i found while war driving the Haight Ashbury.

by SYFer August 9, 2003