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Leaving tracks

When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.
Hey man, make sure to drain the tub after you finish so you aren’t leaving tracks in our house.
by KevinBacon39 September 22, 2022
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Leave the kids alone

So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?
Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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you need to leave

A phrase that someone will tell you when they need you to vacate their immediate vicinity.
Person 1: You need to leave
Person 2: But-
Person 1: NOW!
Person 2: ok ok
by PseuDoneWithThis April 8, 2024
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Leave

Leave is said when someone is sad bc of you (dont worry he/she needs only some time)
Girl 1 :Leave,now
Girl 2 :...why
by 3MO_L0V3 September 2, 2021
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i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)
by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021
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Not leaving

An act of trust and love, often deciphered by children
by DumpsterDumper November 24, 2024
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pick a window, you're leaving

when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen
by cheeky mars October 1, 2016
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