Derp

An offensive way to say someone is bad at any video game, or looks derpy, like slowpoke.

I'm such a DERP.

by lol im a not troll October 10, 2017

Derp

Acting or looking VERY goofy.

Hunter Collard stop being a derp!

by _WIZARD_NINJA_ January 25, 2016

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

Derpherp derpshlurp derp herpcurpflurpburp

even bigger derp then the normal derp as they simply add more words that rymes with derp at the end

Derpherp derpshlurp derp herpcurpflurpburp

by #c#@$ April 17, 2019

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Derp Führer

Donald fucking Trump

avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2025

Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016