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Count Dankula

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.
Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.
by HM788 August 4, 2025
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counting clouds

"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"
by zoriboi March 5, 2012
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it's the thought that counts

used to indicate that it is the kindness behind an act that matters, however imperfect or insignificant the act may be.
"when people give you things that you don't want, you must remember that it's the thought that counts"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.
Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.
by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022
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Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.
"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
by ersatze February 12, 2023
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Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017
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