Rusty Beard

When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.

Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.

by Cory Mohr January 2, 2009

Graham Beard

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.

"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."

by Smar Uyed April 19, 2010

Black Beard

A character in rainbow six siege that has a shield on their gun and is a big fucking loser with no life

Player 1: I like to play Black Beard
Player 2: your a fucking loser

by 0259 October 17, 2020

beard bounce

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man and takes a beautiful ride.

Look at his beard. I bet that's a good beard bounce.

by jackins07 October 5, 2013

ball beard

when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.

dan stroked his ball beard thoughtfully as he perused the morning paper.

by susie panties January 18, 2009

Tree Beard

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

by STEVE aka MAXIMUS August 28, 2007

Liberal Beard

A Liberal Beard is a term used in British politics to describe the phenomenon of many Liberal Democrat activists & politicians possessing extremely bushy and large beards.

"John Thurso has a great big bushy Liberal beard"

by foz2121 March 9, 2012