snailed up

To have half a boner

she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.

by miattababy June 1, 2022

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

The Littlest Snail

SHES THE GOAT. SHES THE BEST FORTNITE PLATER IN THE WORLD. EASY DUBS.

omg its The littlest Snail. slayyyy

by Crip,over223 August 25, 2023

Slab snail

When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.

by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023

Snailed

When a guy cums into a girl and she forcibly slides her pussy up over his chest and onto his face.

“Damn, I got snailed by that bitch last night”

by Sexy-Rabbi July 20, 2019

Snail

When you goto fist bump your friend then slide your hand underneath there fist bump and show the peace sign as if to make the shape of a snail

*friend goes to fist bump you

*you snail him
You:”snail”
*friend giggles

by The Irish megamind May 26, 2018

sun snail

Sun Snail is a word used to praise a person or a object

The Sun Snail Blesed this water

by Orosman April 20, 2022