reading the tea leaves

The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"

"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"

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After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017

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redicanasty

When something, someone, or someplace is fucking rediculous and nasty at the same time, usually referring to something amazingly sweet or cool.

Bob: Holy shit dude, that party was fucking redicanasty.
Bobbie: Yeah there was like fucking 10 kegs and naked chicks everywhere.

by Jocksrule13 November 9, 2008

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reading therapy

a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)

reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!

(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)

i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!

put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

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