The lanky kid at school you always walk past in the halls, hes extremely retarded with multiple occasions of him not writing a single word on his essays. Hes only gotten an B in spanish once which he bragged about for the entire month. Hes also extremely obsessed with underground metal, hardcore, grindcore and other genres of bands with outrageously titled names which always include gory and frightening depictions of death, torture, h.p lovcraftian monsters and or beings and sexual terms. Hes always wearing the same clothes due to him never having any money, and if he does have some he will pend them instantaniously on energy drinks, mostly monster and candy. He walks around with his "Oil skin jacket" thinking its awesome and alternative, just make sure to NEVER describe it as leather, as he will respond aggresivly, often with physical attacks. Even is also known has an alter ego / personality called "The Rat King" who is a force not to be reckoned with.
Girl in 10a: "I saw Even 10a walking in the halls with his leather jacket today, he scares me everytime he enters my eyesight"
Another girl in 10a: "HEY! Dont call it an leather jacket... if he hears us well be as good as dead, he has no mercy."
Even 10a: "Did someone call my oil skin jacket "leather"? *rips out your spinal chord and swings it around for an excessive amount of time before bringing it home and hanging it up as a chandelier before crusting over the aborted fetus forest spilling cthulhus acid fluid over the dimented mothers with no recognition of the aforementioned occurances* "hey that a good band name"
Another girl in 10a: "HEY! Dont call it an leather jacket... if he hears us well be as good as dead, he has no mercy."
Even 10a: "Did someone call my oil skin jacket "leather"? *rips out your spinal chord and swings it around for an excessive amount of time before bringing it home and hanging it up as a chandelier before crusting over the aborted fetus forest spilling cthulhus acid fluid over the dimented mothers with no recognition of the aforementioned occurances* "hey that a good band name"
by martylicious April 27, 2025
by Larsern11 November 13, 2017
Nothing is non existent because if nothing was real then it wouldn't be nothing. But, "Nothing", used as a pronoun subject, is the absence of a something or particular thing that one might expect or desire to be present or the inactivity of a thing or things that are usually or could be active.
person 1: hey
person 2: Hi!
person 1: What even is nothing
person2: uhh... I... whoah...what is nothing?
Being defined... "Nothing", used as a pronoun subject, is the absence of a something or particular thing that one might expect or desire to be present or the inactivity of a thing or things that are usually or could be active.
Now you can answer...
What even is nothing?
person 2: Hi!
person 1: What even is nothing
person2: uhh... I... whoah...what is nothing?
Being defined... "Nothing", used as a pronoun subject, is the absence of a something or particular thing that one might expect or desire to be present or the inactivity of a thing or things that are usually or could be active.
Now you can answer...
What even is nothing?
by Ash404 March 24, 2021
“Even the worm will turn" is an English language expression used to convey the message that even the meek, the most docile and submissive, will retaliate when pushed too far.
by Shae.s February 01, 2025
An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 14, 2018
by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021