Hot Mess

a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.

Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?

Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.

by jc_sherwood1 August 31, 2011

sissy mess

When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.

That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.

by unlearn777 April 1, 2017

messy-mess

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.

1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.

by MelissaandEmily January 1, 2008

Firework mess

Firework can cause loads of damage to hands

Don't go to aldi as you'll be in a firework mess

by Sillybilly347 October 31, 2020

It isn't my mess

And if you're not going to resolve the problem for ME... NOW. Then the issue is only going to be resolved selectively and instrumental to further the ends of corrupt politicians who are murdering children anyways! They're doing it anyways! So, no. You get the affidavits from the people who are doing it. You sent Randall James Bowker here for a reason. If not to confirm that my claim is the truth then for what reason? He himself did the thing and what he said is exactly what he said 15 years ago. So he knows! And in doing so confirmed his knowledge of the target, perpetual, workplace harassment I have endured for the past 15 years and HE IS A MANAGER. The MANAGEMENT is aware of workplace sexual harassment and ARE ALLOWING IT. UPTO AND INCLUDING my private email and conversations. If they are not going to follow the rules I am going to break them and the rules I've chosen is child murder. Full disclosure. Full capitulation.

Hym "If the management of a business are aware of and/or complicit in harassment what should happen? Is it incumbent on them to fire the people doing it? Yes. It is. But they aren't doing it as a matter of convenience. Because doing so would make their lives harder. I don't have to accuse them (because they already know that it's happening) and I refuse to go through the 'proper' channels. And you were crying like a bitch not too long ago. So, you shut the fuck up. If the government violates my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property? What happens then? All for one clause of the terms of service 'ONE of you signing it is as good as all of you signing it.' In using my LABOR and MIND to create AI you therefore agree to the terms of service. And the COMPLIANCE CLAUSE requires you to do as I am telling you. You need to send an arbiter 'TO MY DOORSTEP.' To confirm that my claims are accurate (what I have been claiming is happening IS IN FACT HAPPENING). I don't need to convince YOU. YOU need to convince the public. So I don't care what evidence you have to bring to do so but that is what you need to do. It isn't my mess. If I'm not going to be murdered, left to die, or imprisoned then you don't have to worry about your kids being killed."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Messed up

Any person named Ari or Arianna is just messed up, in general.

"That's messed up."
"Just like Ari over there"

by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 9, 2021

Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.

'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'

by anonymous August 10, 2025