jager madness

A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.

guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"

guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"

by sabue November 10, 2009

mad legit

When something/someone is not just cool, but beyond cool.

Did you see the prototype this dude hacked together? It's mad legit.

by Dr. Dr. PhD May 12, 2020

Mad Ballr

Four loko alternative. Tastes slightly better, 12 percent alcohol, ridiculously sweet and fruity flavored, malt liquor, tallboy 24 oz can, the whole nine yards. No uppers tho. That good shit. Not a bad beverage to steal in cases from the back of a truck so you and your friends can do hoodrat shit like the Mad Ballrs you are!

Guy 1: Yo dude I'm not sure we should do this...
Mad Ballr: I'm a FUCKING MAD BALLR of course we bout to steal this booze and do hoodrat shit.

Guy 1: Okay yo sounds like fun.
*downs Mad Ballr*
WOAH OKAY I'M WASTED WHO WANTS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS

by The MAD BALLR May 5, 2014

mad burnt

The inevitable aftermath of one's high, when one is overcome with the feeling of utmost laziness and immobility.

Fobby, I'm mad burnt, can you take off my boots?

by Sabeen April 28, 2005

element madness

Every year, school districts across the United States must learn the chemical symbol of 71 elements on the periodic table in an elaborate "challenge science" course offered to those who took the "challenge by choice."
The competition is a quick paced game that allows only the quickest writers and top studiers to win a Texas road house gift card. The game is played by your teacher typing 5 elements or their symbols on the smart board, and you must write the opposite (element or symbol) as fast as possible. Two people play against each other at a time, and it is in the form of a tournament. It is an extremely competitive competition and many teachers offer after school practice.

Bob: I am so ready for the element madness championship tomorrow! Who do you think will win?
Sally: Well Joe broke his right hand, so I'm gonna go with Kaitlyn.

by Period 5 pyschos November 14, 2016

Mad Dummy

Mad Dummy is a ghost who controlls a dummy and is VERY mad for some off reason and blames you for napstablook who is also a ghost but has the complete opposite personality.

The mad dummy-
Mad Dummy: IS SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT ME?!
Uh oh.
Mad Dummy:RAAAAAAAAGH

by KittenJagger December 9, 2016

mad hopt

"mad hopt" created by a user on discord that goes by gum and was a meer misspelling but as time grew it formed into a word that the now "kool cats"are using now a-days t is very cool and swag and can also be used in any and ALL conversations

person1: heyyy have you seen her new outfit today its mad hopt todayyy
person2: yeah its so cool lol
person1: no dude its madddd hopt

person2: oh yeahhhh its mad hopt
(person2 suddenly has onemillion dallors bc he is so cool bc he used word)

by mad chopts January 9, 2021