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Maddie Pope 

A person who likes to go to Disney Land solely for the purpose of kidnapping babies, when the parents find out who stole their babies this person then proceeds to show off their good looks and perfect smile, after which the parents immediately leave and develop a severe case of Dissociative Fugue in which they completely forget who they are and begin a new life with new identities until years later their severe mental disability dissipates and they wake up in a polynesian whore house naked and incredibly jacked on heroin.
Hey bro I went to disney land with my children for the first time so I could show my wife what a good farther I could be after my long and hard path to parenthood, and then I woke up in a polynesian whore house...I was totally Maddie Poped...
Maddie Pope by Pope Mobile May 10, 2010
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Maddie Cathy 

A cat-like creature who is ofter seen canoodling with her boyfriend. She is a Class A sluttastic girl. A maddie generally complains about her coaches and quits almost everything she trys. Maddie is a good friend who usually hates one specific girl on her team. She has a wild sense of humor and has very thick luscious cat like hair. She is a very weird girl and can hold straight faces well. She is also a good listener.
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Maddie Cathy. We were best friends in eighth grade. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in ninth grade, I joined the cheer team, and it was totally fun but then we got new coaches, and Maddie was like, weirdly jealous of my relationship with the team. Like, if I would blow her off to go to a team bonding, she'd be like, "Why didn't you snap chat me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-cheer team party, I was like, "Maddie, I can't invite you, because I think your an unpopular, loser." I mean I couldn't have an unpopular, loser at my party. There were gonna be cheerleaders there and she didn't have a cheer uniform . I mean, right? She was not a CHEERLEADER. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the eleventh grade, all of her hair was thinner and she was really slutty, and now I guess she's on the cheer team and has a boyfriend.
Maddie Cathy by Bitchwillneverknow November 17, 2012

Maddie Deangelo 

The nicest and funniest girl in the world. will make you laugh for hours. very beautiful and whoever doesn't think so can fuck off. Is in love with cats. and will be getting 3 very soon
Maddie Deangelo is fucking hilarious

Maddie Deangelo is the best

Wow! that girl is almost as good looking as maddie deangelo
Maddie Deangelo by michael meow September 29, 2012

Maddie Day 

June 16th
A day to appreciate maddie lizard
It’s Maddie Day today

maddie connell 

Maddie connell is a perfect girl who is very pretty and has all the boys looking at her. She is thin and has a amazing sence of laughter. People find her smile beautiful and attractive, she would normaly be quite short. She may be small but she is very strong and a good fighter
Woah that maddie connell is perfect, anybody would be lucky to be seen with her!
maddie connell by Dan+kyle November 4, 2013

Maddie Chen 

Maddie is the CEO of the Rude Inconsiderate Kids Group and loves to torment everyone she meets by screaming at them until they give her what she wants. A registered scam caller with multiple offences against almost any fast food chain you can think of. Also has a disease called exploferretasium which causes her to violently combust whenever she sees a small child that is physically weaker than her.
Preschool Teacher: LOOK ITS MADDIE CHEN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE KIDS!
Kids: It's fine she's about to explode
*Maddie explodes*
Maddie Chen by ok_cool October 3, 2022

maddie bolotin 

a beautiful girl who is very tasteful, sexy, and funny. if you ever find a maddie b embrace her because she is amazing.
Oh damn, look at that girl. She is totally a maddie bolotin
maddie bolotin by mmmbbb<3333 March 24, 2009