A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.
guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
by sabue November 10, 2009
Get the jager madnessmug. The act of ambushing you friend/friends with multiple gigantic hugs, in a row, out of enjoyment and happiness in seeing them.
by carchick May 28, 2013
Get the mad-hugsmug. Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.
Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
by lovesdacock85 February 28, 2011
Get the Mad Yockmug. by leigh_romo December 8, 2014
Get the mad puppymug. by Jamfest37 June 7, 2018
Get the Mad Dawgedmug. (adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).
(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"
(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"
by Bill Cos' aka ds May 19, 2009
Get the mad danglemug. by thebser June 7, 2011
Get the the mad typistmug.