Landon is a absolute bastard who needs to get a grip and stay the fuck away from anyone who tries to get close to him because he’s a abusive shit who’s gonna end up getting his head caved in.
by sexy corben March 25, 2022
Get the Landonmug. 
a short white dude who got whole lotta zest packed in him. half the school likes him. vanilla fudge hair.
by StinkyFart7000 April 4, 2023
Get the landonmug. The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.
landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:
*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*
bruv:
*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*
by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 24, 2021
Get the bruv x landonmug. Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.
“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s fans drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date”, but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s fans drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date”, but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
Get the Landonmug. A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.
Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
by fannybanny September 24, 2023
Get the Landonmug. Landon is normally a very sweet guy, with the hair colour of dark chocolate and the same goes to for eyes. Caring and compassionate, he is protective. Though having some rough spots here and there he is an understanding and gentle guy. He will call you late at night when you need a shoulder to cry on, he will be there to talk to you when you need a friend or if you just need some simple advice. He loves the ones he cares about most, so you shouldn't get on their bad side either. Loving and sweet. He's great boyfriend material. He's loveable and an angel sent from heaven. Never let a Landon go.
Girl 1: Yo, who's that?
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet
by Naomi_Galx March 30, 2019
Get the Landonmug.