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Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult
Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.
by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020
mugGet the Hit the kitchen floormug.

Kitchen cunt

A slur towards extremely sexist woman. Not to be used as a generalization or for misogynistic purposes and only applies to woman who are extraordinarily sexist towards men.
That kitchen cunt on tiktok who was exposed for falsifying a rape accusation against her ex is preaching "kill all men" because she has daddy issues and feels the need to project it onto all men.
by 36368876 February 28, 2023
mugGet the Kitchen cuntmug.
What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.
Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?
by Dirtypoker September 8, 2021
mugGet the dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchenmug.

kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
mugGet the kitchen monkeymug.

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
mugGet the kitchen table circmug.

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...
Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.
by billybobripa August 1, 2012
mugGet the Eat a kitchenmug.

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