January 16

It’s give your girlfriend a kiss national day.

Hey it’s January 16 pucker up and go kiss your girlfriend

by Kingslayer4555 January 13, 2021

1 January

January 1st! Day of "Break an egg in your friend's head"
Just do it! Τo keep the traditions!
When your friend isn't looking at you, slap them with an egg!
It's so fun!

-3...2...1... Happy new yeaaarr!
-**slap**
-Dude what are you doing?? lol
-Ayyy don't you remember!? It's 1 January "Break an egg in your friend's head " day!!"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

january 4

january 4 is a day to skip school

hey tomorrow is january 4 so you know what that means!” “ oh ya!”

by @queenbee January 1, 2020

11 January

International dropping day. A day to drop all the toxic, annoying, and useless mfs

Yall I can’t wait for 11 January 🙈

by Playboytraviii January 10, 2021

January 27

January 27

January 27

by Griffo mo January 26, 2021

January 24th

The day satan climbs out of the depths of hell and fucks up everyone’s day

Fuck it’s january 24th tomorrow

by YeetersonMcPeterson October 17, 2019

January 28

Bad bitches bday. This day is designated to Puerto Ricans, thiccys, and chubbawubbas. Any girl born on this day is an utter clown. And has big b00bs :). Although they are queens THEIR MOTHERS remain elite. And they also can get any guy they want AND IT SHOWS.

Damn you were born on January 28, bust it open
I like eboys because I was born on January 28

by caitygurl November 3, 2019