The short fella of the group, even tho he claims to be over 6ft. Still hooked on his ex and will constantly message her all the time claiming he never chats to her and talks to everyone 10/10 on the earth.
Go gym for 4 hours a day but still got 90% body fat and a little bit of muscle.
Trim is a solid 5/10 on a good day
Go gym for 4 hours a day but still got 90% body fat and a little bit of muscle.
Trim is a solid 5/10 on a good day
Lewis ‘oh is that Hayden hill over there’
Owen ‘ yea I can just about see him, he’s quite short isn’t he’
Cook ‘ I don’t like him’
Owen ‘ yea I can just about see him, he’s quite short isn’t he’
Cook ‘ I don’t like him’
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

SIMP!!!! A white probably racist dude who is usually republican. He's a good dude...kinda..... But the people he surrounds himself with aren't. He tends to make unfunny jokes and laughs at himself a lot. There are lots of gifs of his ugly face on discord. If you meet a hayden, RUN. STAY AWAY. GET AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. btw he edates.
Simp #1: Who joined the vc uwu?
Simp #2: Daddy waddy Hayden uwu.
Hayden: "hey kittens want some vbucks?"
Simp #2: Daddy waddy Hayden uwu.
Hayden: "hey kittens want some vbucks?"
by Ghoulette January 30, 2022

Hayden strause is the coolest person ever, he slays many women with his good looks. He is a pro at gooning and wearing his speedo. He loves many women since he can put them all. Everyone would and wants too be him
by anonymous June 16, 2024

by Hayden sucks May 11, 2024

by Hayden thomson October 18, 2020

Hayden is a very sweet person who cares for their friends a lot and is a huge nerd. They are often seen scribbling in their notebook either writing or sketching.
by DirtyRacoon March 14, 2020

by 9 year old. November 28, 2021
