vanny feel

a form of masturbation, when you stick your finger up your vanny and wiggle it around then take it back out and lick your finger.

woman: tonight ill be doing some vanny feeling while eating my uber eats

by grcfhvjklthrcjnrihfvj8nhvfhntu December 29, 2020

That Sandwich Feeling

After eating, when the food in your stomach feels like a sponge absorbing your insides. You can barely breath because of how stuffed you are.

Ugh I’m so full after eating those chicken nuggets. Now I have “that sandwich feeling”.

by bussinbussin March 29, 2021

feeling hooker

1. noun. someone who helps you work out your problems for money.

That feeling hooker really helped me get over that horrible break up.

by J-man123 December 16, 2012

The feelings card

A dialectic counterattack, primarily used by females when arguing with their male counterparts, in which some or all statements previously made in the conversation are retroactively labeled "feelings". This Jiu-Jitsu inspired verbal maneuver thus renders all valid points and rebuttals made by the victim moot, nay less than moot, in fact all those rebuttals have now been turned into an unprompted offensive attack. And in argument, it is the attacker who "loses" the match.

Mark: So my girl told me that I was asshole because I forgot our first anniversary yesterday. I pulled out the concert ticket from our first date which proved our anniversary is next week and said she was being rude. Then she pulled the feelings card on me, she said that regardless of when our anniversary really is, she still felt forgotten and felt like i was an asshole, and now i was a double asshole for calling her rude and stomping on her when she was already hurt. FML!

by mckwistonator July 20, 2012

the Jake feeling

Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.

the Jake feeling is maddening.

by theJakefeeling November 27, 2011

to feel lee

the word lee can be used as a synonym for being sick, being too drunk or sad.

"I've had 5 Glenfiddich shots, I think I'm starting to feel lee!"

by Nodoubt Whatsoever November 22, 2011

The ikea feel

A term used to describe a something (usually a home or furniture) that, on the outside looks modern or minimalist but is, in reality, cheaply made, mass produced and low-quality.

i hate new suburban houses, they look like some backrooms found footage with that bland, lifeless look and that "fake modern" the Ikea feel

by Trosirnka April 12, 2023