Captain Finn

A god of basketball and fishing. He is always wet and can make a shot from seemingly anywhere. While he runs his own fishing industry named Finn's Wet Fishes, he is almost never actually seen fishing. Instead, he frequently practices his basketball skills and has never once been observed missing a shot. Furthermore, there always seems to be a basketball hoop somewhere nearby at any point he has been spotted.

"Hey is that a fisherman over there?"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"

by Ripoler October 17, 2022

Finn Wolfhard

Idk hes hot

Person: Hey do u know finn wolfhard?
Another person: Yeah!

by sal.fisher. October 23, 2022

finn

is hot and nothing wrong with them but you would never get with them

boy 1- mary is so fine
boy 2- yeah but she’s a finn to me

by queeniemonster December 31, 2021

finn

is hot and has nothing wrong with them but you would never hookup/date them

she’s hot but she’s my best friend so she’s a finn

by queeniemonster December 31, 2021

Finn

Pulls absolutely zero bitches. Has no dick. Talk shit about people in text but not in person. Weak as fuck.

*Looks at Finn* " Yo Finn you like men kissing, also you weak as fuck"

by Edgar Cuh May 25, 2022

Finn

Finn’s are the best they are the sweetest people ever and they are so so so pretty. Their smile can light up the darkest room on the world and I swear they have the best laugh in the world if you’re having a bad day go up to a Finn and make them laugh I promise you that you will instantly become happier. If you meet a Finn keep them in your life FOREVER. 😇

Random girl : “Omg that’s Finn he is so pretty”
Another girl : “Back off Finn’s mine 😒”

by What? Finn?? May 26, 2022

Finn

Coolest person on Earth

Yo I’m as cool as Finn

by Johnny is not my name May 28, 2022