convo-envy

Feeling envious of participants of surounding conversations, especially while sitting in an awkward silence.

Origin, Bay Area, mid 2000s.

Man, my friend is too busy talking about AFI with the scene kids, and im too far down the table to talk to the WoPo players. Ive got hella convo-envy!

by 280 fog July 20, 2025

completion envy

The feeling someone with a large gaming backlog (A.K.A. pile of shame) gets when they hear about others who play multiple games to completion.

You're adding to my completion envy!
This isn't helping my completion envy.

by kryss101010 November 8, 2022

Meeting envy

When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.

Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.

by BlovBlovAgain July 13, 2023

Ecko envy

To be jealous of your peers possessions, boyfriends, attention recieved by others. To be driven to the point of theft from such persons.

All the people around the homeless shelter have Ecko envy.

by Gridbug September 20, 2018

peanut envy

1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour

G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!

by Bipplerunny January 20, 2016

Goku envy syndrom

When your like bruce lee or ali in your enemys cant handle that fact so they try any mean nessary to destroy destabilze and doom you sinking low to unheard of levels to kill your rep cause your level is over 9000 and growing and there nothing they can do but gero it giving birth. To cell like atrocities

There he is thinking he's superman agian what you have ((goku envy syndrom)) too

by Kakaoro January 9, 2020

Apocalypse envy

Lusting after the end of the world.

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."

by peat pulp July 1, 2016