eva

A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out

Bro did you meet the new kid eva, he acts gay because he has no friends. No wonder he gets no hoes.

by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022

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eva and dalton

the cutest couple that love each other more than anything. They will always be together. They have lots of the same interests. Dalton loves eva's brown eyes and eva loves dalton's perfect ginger hair. They love cuddling together and holding hands

Dude eva and dalton are so cute together

by Coco Seavey February 7, 2022

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Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.

Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*

by RandomRooster September 26, 2021

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Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.

Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*

by RandomRooster September 26, 2021

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