Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
by westfalia October 7, 2010
Get the epic fuckmug. by dragondance January 11, 2009
Get the epic failuremug. Made familiar by several World of Warcraft (computer game) machinima videos. Originally meant the fastest rideable creatures in the game, later on became a synonime for hot & easy chicks. See mount.
by damaniac82 May 20, 2008
Get the epic mountmug. The pwn above all pwns. The pwn that surpasses infinity and become so aweome it is considered one of the "Gratest thingz evAr"
Anime geek: Dragon Ball Z a King of all that is PWN. IT HAS EVERYTHING A GREAT ANIME NEEDS!!! IT HAS ALIENS, FIGHTS IN SPACE, MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTING, DINOSAURS, ANDROIDS, AND GIANT MONKEYS!!! GIANT FUCKING MONKEYS!!!! WTF ELSE DO YOU NEED?!! MONKEYS ARE ALREADY PWNSOME!!! ADD GIANTNESS AND ALL MENTIONED ABOVE AND YOU HAVE EPIC PWN!!!
by Dante Anu reapel July 20, 2009
Get the Epic Pwnmug. by So epic gaymer moment 6 9 January 7, 2019
Get the epic gaymermug. by JoMaCa January 10, 2011
Get the Epic-demicmug. Olivia Calistri
by damn_right_son January 10, 2009
Get the Epic Failuremug.