epic failure

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 18, 2008

epic failure

The 2007 New England Patriots

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!

by dragondance January 11, 2009

epic mount

Made familiar by several World of Warcraft (computer game) machinima videos. Originally meant the fastest rideable creatures in the game, later on became a synonime for hot & easy chicks. See mount.

She's an epic mount, i could do her all night long!

by damaniac82 May 20, 2008

Epic Pwn

The pwn above all pwns. The pwn that surpasses infinity and become so aweome it is considered one of the "Gratest thingz evAr"

Anime geek: Dragon Ball Z a King of all that is PWN. IT HAS EVERYTHING A GREAT ANIME NEEDS!!! IT HAS ALIENS, FIGHTS IN SPACE, MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTING, DINOSAURS, ANDROIDS, AND GIANT MONKEYS!!! GIANT FUCKING MONKEYS!!!! WTF ELSE DO YOU NEED?!! MONKEYS ARE ALREADY PWNSOME!!! ADD GIANTNESS AND ALL MENTIONED ABOVE AND YOU HAVE EPIC PWN!!!

by Dante Anu reapel July 20, 2009

epic gaymer

The best epic gaymer to be alive!

SaintedMoney531 and eze122312 are epic gaymers.

ADD them on XBOX LIVE!

by So epic gaymer moment 6 9 January 7, 2019

Epic-demic

Like a Disease, only, it's EPIC.

Dude, that's so contaigious! It's an Epic-demic!

by JoMaCa January 10, 2011

Epic Failure

Olivia Calistri

Olivia Calistri performs actions which can be construed as 'epic failures' multiple times daily.

by damn_right_son January 10, 2009