Danism

An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.

"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."

by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019

Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

by Danist October 16, 2010

Danish

A Guju-Mexican hybrid. Who not only works hard, but is also cheap like a guju. Most probably a manager for Patel brothers. He loves his paan and gutka. Always has his hookah pipe in hand or vaporizer due to modern times. He also loves rationalizing every point.

Yo I saw Danish at patel brothers.

You are such a Danish.

Stop acting like Danish.

by Shake Shake Shake September 16, 2015

Danish

The sex position also known as missionary. properly done when the woman is sitting on a table and the guy i standing in front of her and between her legs while he is doin' it. For those who knows how to have sex, this i wonderful. For those doin it laying down, it is often akward and boring.

Girl:"Damn last night my boyfriend and me had Danish!"
Girl2" and he was standing and all?"
Girl"No.."
Girl2:" Then he is stupid."

by Sangenic July 2, 2009

danos

something given to someone who is being excessively fat.

Trey: I ate till I threw up, then ate some more, I just love Mac and Cheese man.
Dino: DANOS!!!

by Bilv September 5, 2004

Danish

The sex position also known as missionary. properly done when the woman is sitting on a table and the guy i standing in front of her and between her legs while he is doin' it. For those who knows how to have sex, this i wonderful. For those doin it laying down, it is often akward and boring.

Girl:"Damn last night my boyfriend and me had Danish!"
Girl2" and he was standing and all?"
Girl"No.."
Girl2:" Then he is stupid."

by Sangenic June 30, 2009

danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

by Lil-Dan November 2, 2008