cyb0r

Cyber sex.

Not real physical sex. Same as phone sex lines. Often used in online role playing games.

"Wanna go cyb0r?" means 'do you want to engage in sexual intercourse over the internet?'

by harumpf January 31, 2010

Cyber Flashing

Flashing ones private bits via picture message instead of flashing ones bits in person.

Brett Favre's favorite hobbies include football and cyber flashing.

by Paul Gennari October 22, 2010

cyber pussy

one who talks shit over a computer and would never do such a thing in person

"get rid of john and david and thats a party- the cyber pussy"

"im not going to let this trade happen because I'm the cyber pussy named miller"

by miles is an ass September 19, 2011

cyber

Online sex, mostly used by immatture preteens wanting some off the internet. Or a fat fuck old shitty old man... looking for kids to shuve their dick up.

Oh baby take my panties off, with your teeth plz baby plz!

by ChinyDink July 8, 2004

cyber sex

The physiological interaction with ones own self or others sexually, while being predominantly aroused by image, sound, or text provided via cyberspace. internet.

by EMitchell3 August 7, 2003

cyber sex

1. The act that men without boyfriends/girlfriends do. Any self-respecting woman would never bring herself into doing cyber sex.

2. Like phone sex, but you type instead of talk. It's real pathetic, but hilarious at the same time. The "woman" is usually a man. 95% of the time, the "woman" will reveal herself to be a man at the end of cyber sex, which in turn REALLY pisses the other guy off, resulting in death threats and vows to kill the guy's family.

by 1001 October 13, 2003

Cyberholism

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.

1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.

by PervertedClownMaster & PCMs~christine~ August 14, 2004