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Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.
Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.
by ObamaBush May 15, 2012
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Batter coated orgasm

I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.
by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011
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shit coat

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.
Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.
by Koprky March 7, 2011
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shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.
Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.
by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011
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Pickle-coating

(verb) The opposite of sugar-coating. The way eastern parents present information:
pickle-coating: You are too dark for that color.

(compare with sugar-coated: "This other color suits you better")
by Aragil June 30, 2023
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Hot Dip Galvanizing process is a work that comes with numerous types of defects. Today we will be discussing and explaining the causes of defects and variations that arise in its appearance.
The detail listing for these Galvanised Steel Coating are listed below. Let us get to know about them in-depth.The Following are the few defects in galvanized steel coatings:
1.Ungalvanized Weld Areas
2.Dark Staining Adjacent to Welds
3.Dull Gray or Mottled Coatings
4.Dross Pimples/Inclusions
5.White Storage Staining
6.Ash Staining
Galvanised Steel Defects and Causes in Galvanised Coatings-Tanya Galvanizer.
by Tanya Galvanizer January 23, 2023
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fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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