by Moth Expert September 25, 2010
Get the Bob Howler mug.An individual who is a school procrastinator, acts really hard to show-off/be cool, makes up stories to impress people about his lifestyle, is overly obnoxious/intolerable at times.
(Example 1)
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
(Example 2)
Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!
(Example 3)
Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?
Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.
Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.
Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)
Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?
Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers
Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
(Example 2)
Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!
(Example 3)
Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?
Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.
Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.
Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)
Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?
Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers
Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
by Friend of the real Rob November 6, 2012
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by #bobfreemanabeast April 16, 2021
Get the Bob Freeman mug.1. A general term for middle management who inundate their workers with meaningless meetings and bumper-sticker style slogans as token attempts to increase productivity but only solidify apathy.
2. An ode to Office Space style management who Lumberg their employees
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by KennJ November 9, 2012
Get the Bobs mug.USA olympic track athlete that holds the American record for the 5000m with a time of 12:58. that is 4:10 per mile which is pretty damn fast.
by Matt Wortsman July 20, 2008
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2 the rich jewish kid who always manages to find his way into your heart
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by matticah February 3, 2008
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