Avery is an amazing dutiful person who everyone adores. They also have the most enormous slinger schlong to ever grace this feeble earth. Honestly, people should be kinder to them; they don't know how hard it is to have an enormous fucking third leg that drags along the ground wherever they go. They are even seen as a national hero because they once put out a fire at the white house using an absolutely MASSIVE spray of hot, steamy cum to put out the fire. They recieved three medals of honor.
person 1: Oh my god is that Avery?
person 2: I heard they have a huge, monster truck cock
avery: BEHOLD *unzips*
person 2: I heard they have a huge, monster truck cock
avery: BEHOLD *unzips*
by Mlooh May 27, 2022
Get the Averymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Clairaudient<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Avery is the young type, she goes for most of the cocky guys and has given lots of head. When you find an Avery your in luck, just ask for it.
by bluefacebabyboy March 14, 2019
Get the averymug. a really hot guy who has noodles on his head. He is really short but still taller than you, so RELATIONSHIP GOALS.
relationship status: in a relationship with Zach Herron
#jachary
relationship status: in a relationship with Zach Herron
#jachary
by Jacks sideho July 6, 2018
Get the Jack Averymug. Avery is a beautiful girl that has beautiful eyes. Avery doesn't believe when I tell her this even tho it's true. Avery is smart and strong and independent. And Avery is amazing. She's a great friend and a better crush.
by Avery cochran August 11, 2024
Get the Averymug. Avery is sucha cutie and nice😏 she’s the best in the world and loves me😊 she is mine and Jadas daughter?? I think… I just feel like Avery is the best and she deserves the guy she likes😍😍😍😍 cause they’re so cute but like idk the guy but I think he’s cool.. lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😳
Avery bestie bae love you
by kittybaddiehotgurl123 November 23, 2021
Get the Averymug. December 17 is the day where you can make fun of, insult, and laugh at your friend named Avery and he can't do anything but sit there and take it
"Yo it's National Press Avery Day, let's all go and make fun of him for wearing lululemon and his big nose"
by ArsenalHippo69 December 17, 2023
Get the National Press Avery Daymug.