September 23

people born on September 23 are usually the coolest, funniest, hottest, smartest, best friend a person could ever have.
"wow, that September 23, is great. I wish I could be like him"

"I know right he’s the best."
by Frabian Oc November 24, 2021
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October 23

October 23 is national funky chicken day. You can do a funky chicken dance without people making fun of you. Making fun of funky chicken dancing on funky chicken day is illegal and can result in a life sentence to jail.
“Bro, that dudes dancing so weirdly, it’s like he’s funky chicken dancing”

*funky chicken dancer hears*

Police: “I’m afraid that’s a life sentence my dude

*funky chicken dancer just keeps dancing*

October 23 is the day my dudes
by BohemianRapCity October 22, 2019
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August 23

Birthday blow job day! Give ur boyfriend the time of his life for his birthday!
Blowjob: Suck ur mans until he cums ;) happy August 23
by Elijah and Markale June 26, 2022
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Jan 23

Girls can’t say no today. So if you ask a girl a question she has to say yes.
Wanna go out today? “No” It’s Jan 23! Girls can’t say no !
by user282883 January 23, 2022
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January 23

January 23 is the day where you have to no matter what hit you’re mom
Joe:slaps mom

Mom:why
Joe:it’s January 23
by Hirirutbh January 22, 2021
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January 23

Girl Bsf has to twerk on video to show real friendship
Guy bsf: hey can u twerk?
Girl bsf: ew no

Guy bsf: its january 23rd
Girl bsf: oh, ok
by Vissonnnn January 23, 2022
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