October 23

October 23 is national funky chicken day. You can do a funky chicken dance without people making fun of you. Making fun of funky chicken dancing on funky chicken day is illegal and can result in a life sentence to jail.

“Bro, that dudes dancing so weirdly, it’s like he’s funky chicken dancing”

*funky chicken dancer hears*

Police: “I’m afraid that’s a life sentence my dude”

*funky chicken dancer just keeps dancing*

October 23 is the day my dudes

by BohemianRapCity October 22, 2019

August 23

Birthday blow job day! Give ur boyfriend the time of his life for his birthday!

Blowjob: Suck ur mans until he cums ;) happy August 23

by Elijah and Markale June 25, 2022

November 23

It's a day when you write your beloved boyfriend a special message. After all, you've always been in his favor.

Instead of making November 23 a day special for girlfriends yet again, why don't you give your boy a smile?

Her: Oh it's November 23, I'd better surprise my boyfriend with a heartwarming message :D

by gingkonut November 23, 2021

September 23

people born on September 23 are usually the coolest, funniest, hottest, smartest, best friend a person could ever have.

"wow, that September 23, is great. I wish I could be like him"

"I know right he’s the best."

by Frabian Oc November 24, 2021

23 May

the ''f*ck your girfriend'' day

hey, it s 23 may!
and?
let s fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

by funckypuncky May 21, 2022

January 23

Girl Bsf has to twerk on video to show real friendship

Guy bsf: hey can u twerk?
Girl bsf: ew no

Guy bsf: its january 23rd
Girl bsf: oh, ok

by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022

November 23

It’s hug your crush day!

Give your crush a hug day!

Me: hey

Crush: hi?

Me: “hugs crush”

Crush: what was that for?

Me: it’s November 23!

by Daddy slong November 20, 2020