fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....

fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend

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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!

by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020

Bad friend

Someone named Katie all she does is lie to you and make you feel bad about yourself.

Katie is a bad friend

by Horrible friend November 20, 2025

You are not my friend

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you.

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you. You are not my friend

by uwu777 May 6, 2020

Broke Best Friend

Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.

Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?

Me: I would but shes always broke

Them: But she's your best friend

Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend

by NArencibia April 4, 2022

true friend

someone who can understand your typing even with almost every word spelt wrong.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS AO DUNNT”
b - “lol i know that’s so funny”

a - wow you’re a true friend for knowing what i just said

b - yes i’ve gotten used to your typing

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

friend break

When you are having trouble dealing with your friends and your don't want to punch them in the face.

Shakira and Eve are taking a friend break.

by ChopoPork July 31, 2021

Just a friend

definitions full of Miraculous children, ACTUALLY MEANS:

The boy/girl your boy/girlfriend is cheating on you with.

You have entered the friendzone.

"Don't worry babe, s/he's just a friend of mine."
"I'm sorry, I see you as just a friend."

by jorgman December 28, 2022