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N-Dimensional Consciousness

The state of being aware of oneself as an N-dimensional entity, with extensions and aspects in every accessible dimension, rather than a可怜的 3D creature trapped in a linear timeline. Achieving N-dimensional consciousness means recognizing that the "you" experiencing this moment is just a slice of a vast hyperdimensional self that exists across all dimensions simultaneously, making choices, having experiences, and occasionally wondering why its 3D slice is so worried about things that, in higher dimensions, are obviously trivial. Most people never achieve this state, which is probably for the best—full N-dimensional awareness would be overwhelming, like being in every room of every house you've ever lived in, at every moment of your life, all at once.
N-Dimensional Consciousness Example: "After a particularly intense meditation session, he claimed to have achieved N-dimensional consciousness and seen his infinite selves across all dimensions. 'In one dimension,' he reported, 'I'm a billionaire. In another, I'm a poet. In another, I'm a potato.' His friends asked which dimension he was currently in. He said 'the one where I'm telling you this,' which they found deeply unsatisfying."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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N-Dimensional Neuroscience

The study of nervous systems as N-dimensional organs, with neural connections, processes, and experiences extending across all accessible dimensions. This field proposes that what we call a "brain" is just the 3D slice of an N-dimensional neural network, with most of its activity happening in dimensions we can't measure. This explains why brain scans show only a fraction of neural activity (the rest is in other dimensions), why some memories seem to come from nowhere (they were stored in higher dimensions), and why phantom limb pain persists (the N-dimensional representation of the limb still exists, even if the 3D slice is gone). N-dimensional neuroscience has profound implications for treating brain disorders, most of which involve treating dimensions we can't access, which is frustrating for everyone involved.
*Example: "His N-dimensional neuroscience research suggested that memories aren't stored in the brain—they're stored in higher dimensions, and the brain is just a receiver. When his grandmother forgot his name, he theorized that her receiver was misaligned with the dimension where the memory was stored. His family said that was less helpful than just accepting that Grandma was 95 and forgetting things."*
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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N-Dimensional Psychology

The clinical application of N-dimensional principles to mental health, proposing that psychological disorders are often dimensional misalignments rather than purely 3D problems. Depression might be a disconnection from higher-dimensional perspectives where things look brighter. Anxiety might be hyperawareness of threatening possibilities across all dimensions. And existential dread? That's just accurate perception of your insignificance across infinite dimensions, which is technically true but not clinically helpful. N-dimensional psychology doesn't just treat the 3D symptoms; it attempts to realign the patient with their healthier dimensional aspects, a process complicated by the fact that those aspects exist in dimensions the patient can't access. The success rate is difficult to measure, as patients in successful branches tend to forget they were ever troubled.
N-Dimensional Psychology *Example: "His N-dimensional psychologist diagnosed his chronic dissatisfaction as 'dimensional constriction'—he was only experiencing the 3D slice of his life, ignoring the infinite other dimensions where he was actually quite happy. The treatment involved 'dimensional expansion exercises' to help him access those perspectives. After six months, he was still unhappy in this dimension, but deeply comforted by the knowledge that in some other dimension, he was thriving. The psychologist called this 'dimensional acceptance.'"*
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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Shove ’n Gag 9000

The Shove n’ Gag 9000 is defined as risky technique to provide relief from an all teeth blowjob.

A hand and gently yet firmly placed on the back of a woman’s head and pressure is applied until deepthroat and relief is achieved. Remember, there aren’t any teeth in the back of the throat…
“Bro, she does not know how to suck dick… it was all teeth. I finally had to hit her with the Shove ’n Gag 9000 and it actually turned out pretty great.”

“What’s that?”

“It’s where you just say fuck it and shove her head down on your dick just to get some relief from the teeth”. Shell either like it or she won’t”
by Rc1462020 February 15, 2026
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