Eyeing the Crop

A fancy name for watching Lesbian Porn.

My friends and I were eyeing the crop last night for sooooooooooooooo long.

by Kaptan SNAFU December 16, 2011

horizon eye

A term for being able to see long distances.

A magnifier.

binoculars

Katrina uses her horizon eyes to see the moon.

Dad's magnifier gives him horizon eyes

by Up close and personnal March 11, 2023

Blue Eyes White Dragon

The act of spoiling a major plot point for a friend in a tv series or movie.

*days before the episode was scheduled to air but someone saw a leaked episode* “Holy shit Game of a thrones made a Blue Eyes White Dragon”

by Detective Handy December 20, 2021

blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

micky eye

A general term used by a man when being checked out by a woman. A male can also give the micky eye to a woman he fancies belting one into later (after pints). Originally came from a bird caught staring at a mans package. An extension of this is when a bird is giving it socks flirting with you - micky eye mania

"you're one over there is giving me the micky eye" said Jay. "Feck off jay she isn't you're only an ugly mickyhead, and she's minging anyway"

by BallyC leaners March 12, 2004

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018

you've got huge eyes

he doesn't mean eyes

damn you've got huge eyes

by popper September 4, 2023